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Jack nasty face 

Her Jack nasty face was a little swollen
Jack nasty face by Remy-rofl August 5, 2009

john jack 

"hey we still up for tonight?"
"nah sorry i cant anymore"
"you john jack'd me!"
john jack by hannahbanana123 January 8, 2009

nut jack 

When you are hitting on a guy and another girl/guy swoops in and steals them away.
I was talking to Matt and Christa came over and nut jacked me.

Whenever I got to the club with John, he always nut jacks me.
nut jack by blsquared January 11, 2009

Sloppy Jack 

When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"

"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
Sloppy Jack by cannabis420 March 18, 2015

Michael Jackson 

michael is cool. cooler than YOU
hey dude, stop raggin oh Michael Jackson, he's COOL
Michael Jackson by x-wtf September 10, 2006

Michael Jackson 

1. The King of Music

2. The Greatest Entertainer Ever Lived

3. Icon of the Century

4. A National Hero