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Fail Squad

A group or organization of people who have proven time and time again that the only thing that can be expected of them, is failure.

Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.
In May of 2010 the worlds first, real, fail squad presented itself in the form of BP. The energy company responsible for making our home "Earth" bleed out crude oil into our oceans at the rate of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of gallons per day.
by Marcosthemexican May 21, 2010
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Fadgers

What Phil from The Nutshack says towards gay men. Derived from the offensive word "faggot".
Phil: Are you fadgers done hugging yet!?
by babytalks January 31, 2017
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farmer with a shotgun

The most powerful character in the Dragon Ball Z franchise. He first appears in his fight with Goku’s brother and fakes his death and husband pulling the strings of the whole dragon ball Z and Dragon Ball Super franchise. The farmer with a shotgun eventually ascended and became the most powerful character ever even surpassing the likes of the Omni king. Nowadays he just watches from the shadows seeing how long it will take until Goku’s and the other Z fighters braids pops from constantly screaming
farmer with a shotgun is the most strongest character ever dragon ball Z‘s history
by Darrrrren June 15, 2018
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Bear favor

A favor you do someone with good intentions but that in the end hurts the receiving party.

The word has originated from a fable by Jean de La Fontaine where a bear tries to helps his master in chasing a fly away from his face by throwing a boulder at his master, and killing him in the process.

Example: If you do someone's homework you do them a bear favor. You do them a favor, but in the end they haven't learned anything.
When today's parents spoil their children they do the children and society a bear favor.
by Ghost Tartar October 20, 2014
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Silent Fart Brigade

A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.
As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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egg on my face

Used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish.
Person 1: Hey, aren't you that guy from that film?
Person 2: No. And I'm a woman, you idiot.
Person 3: Oops. Egg on my face.
by JCW2001 March 18, 2011
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Speed of Light Fart

Speed of Light Fart:

A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.
by Hulk19 August 7, 2017
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