Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.

Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...

by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023

Goth Egg

My Girlfriend...

If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or

Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It

Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*

Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.

A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This

Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024

Egg waster

A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.

Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster

by Faseeha February 13, 2024

Egg

3.5 grams of Weed

Hey man could I get an Egg?
How much an egg?
You got an egg on you?
I put a whole egg in this blunt!
I’m just tryna cop an egg.

by HeavySetHalo5 February 22, 2024

egg faucet

egg faucet is a person who has accomplished more then totalledword203 ever will

tyler: egg faucet is better then totalled
me: yes he is

by eggfaucet February 24, 2024

egg waster

A man who wastes child bearing years of a woman, promising to marry her but never does

Todd turned out to a an egg waster for helen what a shame

by Faseeha March 5, 2024

pickled egg baby

a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.

can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.

by jamcam79 March 11, 2024