cock monk

a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."

man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.

by horsecock April 17, 2003

Glass Cock

Been seen before, out of date, hackneyed.

That email you sent me is so glass cock.

by Sick Boy May 22, 2003

cock custard

Semen.
Cum
Sperm

"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"

by Playa November 24, 2002

Cock Rocket

An explosive projectile ejaculation.

Oh boy that cock rocket went far.

by Gwen January 19, 2004

cock sure

damn right positive not wrong Certainly knowing and believing; confident beyond doubt;implicity trusting; unquestioning; positive;American slang.

Boy are you cock sure of that?

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Cock Blocked

1) To be cock blocked is when someone prevents you of hanging or talking to a girl of interest.

Cock block can happen when you are already talking to a girl(or guy) of interest alone and someone comes up and starts to talk and hang out with you.

2) Cock block can also happen litterly, when someone prevents you from having sexual intercourse with a female of interest.

1) Moose and Kayleigh were hanging out together and Damion cock blocked Matt.

2) Matt and Kaitlyn were about to have sexual intercourse when some drunk walked into the room and cock blocked Matt.

by Da-Moose_Productions December 4, 2007

helicoptor cock

The forgotten art of cock spinning. Simply hold your semi-flaccid member at the base and twirl in a clockwise motion. It's important to achieve optimum size and weight for the best results.

he stood on stage and done a helicoptor to the crowd, twas marvellous

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004