King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019

Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019

Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.

Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message

by Tafukk November 11, 2021

Watchmrrobot aka Chris

Bipolar person who makes on opinions on stuff he hasnt read or watched
#mrrobot

Watchmrrobot aka Chris Ratio

by Lirishfwanime__ January 22, 2022

Chris "Buddy" Prendergast

A person of hight society, looks down on fellow peers because of the sheer dominance he has because of his cloudage. If you see one in the wild refer to them as "Puff Daddy"

Yo, have you seen Buddy over there he's blowing some huge clouds. I wish I was him.Chris "Buddy" Prendergast is a amazing creature.

by Big Mac10 December 6, 2021