Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

titty willy

n. A wet willy, but with a tit instead of a finger.

Damn it Carly! Do not give me a titty willy!

by King Kenobi July 13, 2017

get the willie

When you know you done messed up and you are going to pay the consequences for it.

I didn’t study, I’m about to get the willie from this test.

by Handle?Handel? September 28, 2017

Willy Wanka

It is when you are doing doggie style and then giving her a wet willy at the same time. But it has to be anal.

Girl i am going to willy wanka you so hard tonight.

by Dbickhead January 29, 2025

Willis neck bitch

When you surprise a girl so many times her face turns into Todd Bridges permanently.

Willis neck bitches never shut their mouths.

by Better234 July 27, 2020

Willy Dango

Something that embodies everything that is on trend with the cranberry lifestyle

Buddy was really off da Willy Dango tonight skoony

by Bmb Bino November 28, 2018

willy wisher

One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".

Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"

by Willy wisher March 23, 2017