Pogo Nut

Jumping on a pogo stick backwards during oral sex while a band of cubans sing "row row row your boat" in the key of F sharp shoot a load in your woman's face. At the same time, your woman is playing 'Mario Super Sluggers' on the Wii with a full count, against a small asian boy named ming who wears nothing but a man thong with your name across the back.
Tom and Maddie pogo nutted for 2 hours last night at Chuck-E-Cheese.
by lucy vag November 06, 2008
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Nut Spa

The act of the male human species lowering his scrotum into a beverage usually belonging to the opposite sex whilst the drinker of the beverage is blowing bubbles with an implement such as a straw.
Darling that chocolate milk shake looks so nice. Would you mind giving me a Nut Spa with it?
by SmashBox July 16, 2008
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buck nuts

Refers to the crazyness of a situation, as well as moose nuttyness.
Man that was buck nuts.
by bobbt.cum February 28, 2003
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Kick in the Nuts

What we girls do to guys: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make his voice sound higher or 4 for fun Ha Ha
To escape his grasp she gave him a sharp kick in the nuts.
Are you going to remove your hand from my breast or must I give you a swift kick in the nuts.
Did you hear how high his voice was after she gave him that kick in the nuts.
Guys eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the nuts...Ha Ha
by Julie S July 30, 2004
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Nut Up

Verb phrase: To involve oneself in a physical altercation, to lose one's cool, or to fly off the handle. A common fixture of urban or "gangsta" vernacular. Recently popularized by a homophobic, black-clad drug-dealing NPC/pedestrian in the controversial PS2 game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas."
"Yo, I'm fidd'nduh nut up in a minute!!!"
by Buddy-Rey November 07, 2005
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fruit nut

A person who is crazy, wild and/or cracked out.
Yo, that chick is actin like a straight up "fruit nut".
by Chocochipmonkee August 07, 2008
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Bumble Nut

A Bumble Nut is other wise known as a small ball of faeces that has not been wiped properly and sticks to the hairs around your anus, and is left so long it has gone hard. The name derives from Bum-Ball-Nut but recent accents in recent times have thus changed this to Bumble Nut
In school we went swimming and my mate Benyon tried to change into his trunks but his underpants were caught on his Bumble Nuts.

My mates girlfriend made me a Bumble Nut Sandwich for lunch last week.
by emo_the_love_god October 27, 2010
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