Ur mom 

A word that a person uses mostly when u ask a question.

" Hey what do you want to do?" "UR MOM"

Ur mom by Madz❤️ September 14, 2016

Lululemon mom 

A speed walking, yoga slaying, PTO president elitisit. The type of women to ask the waiter for a better table, twice. She's a real nice MILF to have on your good side, but cross her child and her perfectly manicured toes and tori burch sandal is going straight up your butt hole

"Yo Kevin wanna finish our project tonight? "

"No man, I've got a lululemon mom. She'll do it for me"

Lululemon mom by Rotisseringchickens June 29, 2016

ur mom gay 

the most fucking retarded insult ever, example

james: you are crap at this game
bobby: better than you
james: ur mom gay

yo man BTW ur mom gay

ur mom gay by gay dictionarys January 23, 2019

Ja Mom Gae 

Your mom gay. Ur mom gay.

Asshat: Fuck you.
Me: Ja mom gae

Ja Mom Gae by fuckyouidotlmao February 2, 2019

facebook mom 

Usually named karen , susan , thelma , etc. posts redneck and minion memes

vania: my mom is such a facebook mom
me: yea, she’s posted 9 minion memes already today.

facebook mom by ramennoodletampons February 22, 2020

Jacks Mom 

A fucking whore.

Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.

Jacks Mom by Jacks Dad July 21, 2020

Ur mom 

1. A woman who most likely gave birth to you and raised you. Probably also your dad's wife.

2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".

1. Kid: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?

2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf

Ur mom by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 11, 2022