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14th January 

Girls born on this day are the sexiest bitches you will ever meet. They are usually tanned, with huge tits and a great ass. They are fiesty but kind and super sexy. Supermodels on the outside but on the inside they are insecure and shy. These are a golden gem that you can’t lose. However, she will most probably reject you because she will be searching for her love of her life that hasn’t come to her yet, so she’ll spend her time ignoring you yet becoming obsessed with you if you stop bothering her. Treat her like a princess dude.
“Yo that girl is fiyaaaaaa.”

“Yeah she sexy af. She must be born on the 14th”

“What dude”

“14th January!”
14th January by 14thjanlover October 25, 2019
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No Juul January 

A month where it is cool to drop the juul (and hopefully never pick it up again). Part of a new years resolution.
Brov1 - Happy New Year Bro! Got a device on you?

Brov2 - Nah fam, it's No Juul January!

Brov1 - ...
No Juul January by Monky666 December 29, 2018

National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th) 

Analise's (Annalise, Analiese, etc.) everywhere deserve a special day where they get shown a little extra love, and January 17th is that day!!
"Yo, is that Analise?"
"Yeah I think it is, why?"
"Bro it's National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th) , the day we get to ask analise if she wants a kiss"

12 January 

They are weird but nice.
That guy is weird and nice. He also has pornhub open on his snap. He must be born on 12 January
12 January by Anonymous64920 October 17, 2019

Juicy Jizz January 

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February
Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot
Juicy Jizz January by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018

22 january 

22nd January is David appreciation day.
on the 22nd of January you should appreciate all the David's in your life and everything they've done for you.
isn't today david appreciation day?
yes, yes it is we should go appreciate a david
22 January is a day to appreciate davids
22 january by chonkspeed64 November 2, 2020

No Jerk January 

You cant jerk off for entire month of January until February 1st 12:00
"Sorry I cant come over babe, it's no jerk January."
No Jerk January by Al¥sSa November 27, 2018