January 25

Ask your crush out day

Boy 1:it’s January 25th this is your chance
Boy 2:ok here foes nothing

by fgjhdfnk January 24, 2021

January 4th

The Day Kami leaves The Family discord server but only for one day, truly a great day

"Its January 4th, we did it boys, racism is no more"

by Niko Niko Nii January 4, 2021

8th of January

January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.

Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.

by WhipNaeNaeNigga January 7, 2025

January 1

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

by anonymous November 4, 2020

January 22th

Only people with big dick/tits are born on January 22th.

Person1: im born on January 22th
Person2: DAMN UR DICK IS HUGE

by Fanuwula January 15, 2022

Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

January 6th journalists

I'm technically one of those...

Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023