Golden Retriever 

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.

"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1

Golden Retriever by Veebop December 6, 2022

Golden Susan

when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.

bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1

Golden Susan by unicef is fake December 14, 2022

Golden Bedsheets 

Performing a golden bedsheet is when one or both sexual parters pee in or on the bed and in the bedsheets before performing sexual acts in or on said bed.

Bro, Conwell's girlfriend tricked him into trying a golden bedsheets but didn't tell him right away. The dude is still mentally scarred from it.

Golden Bedsheets by MaxConwell December 18, 2022

golden eclipse 

When a man pees on his partners face as he rotates around their head from one side to the other.

I gave Jen a golden eclipse last night, she loved it.

golden eclipse by RogRob December 19, 2022

golden birthday 

the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate

It's Amelia's golden birthday! She is turning 30 on January 30th

golden birthday by itsmeitsmeals January 6, 2023

Golden Bow 

When a person bows toward another’s feet. The standing person urinates upward towards the rump of the bower, allowing the piss to flow down the spine and into the crook of the neck.

Jesus Christ Robert, another Puppers? What, are you trying to give me a Golden Bow tonight?

Golden Bow by Tlazolt30tl January 11, 2023

Golden Retriever 

Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES

Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"

Golden Retriever by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023