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peking duck 

When taking a bath with your partner, dive under water and wrap your lips around their asshole. When they fart in your mouth, hurry up to the surface and blow it in their face.
Today I confronted Tom about the peking duck he gave me last week.
peking duck by Emmit May 17, 2006
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In the game of pool, it is one of your balls that sits in the pocket but has not fallen, thus blocking another from putting their ball in that pocket. Good for defense. Usually you don't aim for that ball unless you have to. Also, when you do choose to take that shot on the duck, it is very easy and allows good ball movement afterwards.
"Man this guy is good. I'm gonna keep that duck in that pocket to block his shot." -or- "My duck is blocking his ball, so I'm good" "That ball in the blocking the pocket is A duck!"
A duck! by Justin aka Beesh February 24, 2007

lame duck 

A politician's inability to do anything of substance.
In his last year of his tenure, President Bush has become a lame duck thanks to obstructionist Democrats in the Congress.
lame duck by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 28, 2007

suck a duck 

you say it to someone to tell them to go suck a ducks ass
why dont you go suck a duck
suck a duck by aceb32 April 11, 2010
a little short piece of a joint (weed). it's the part that left that u usally leave in the ashtray.
i don't have any money for weed. but i have an ashtray full of ducks.
A duck! by ms.rain August 12, 2005

Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch 

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)
"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"