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Douche Baguette

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022
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Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.
Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche
by JackHill July 18, 2022
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giant douche

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
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Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
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Douche bag

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.
Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play
by I hate you nick December 28, 2021
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Douche Bag

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.
by toypit April 18, 2022
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Dick douche

When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.
"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.
by Arbkk February 1, 2022
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