closetbaiting

When a self-proclaimed heterosexual individual says some gay shit or otherwise makes a homosexual statement that is immediately retracted.

Louis: "Femboys are so bad bro..."
Harvey: "Bro, what?!"
Louis: "Nah, JK bro!"
Harvey: "Bro is closetbaiting again..."

closetbaiting by HarveyTheCat75 August 19, 2024

closet rapper 

Name taken by a person that hides their rap abilities from people they know for personal reasons which would include doubt in their own talent, fear of negative criticism or the belief that they could become part of a social minority in their community.

I was a closet rapper for most of my 20’s because “insert reason here”

Did you know there’s a closet rapper living in this neighbourhood?

closet rapper by RealMsgR December 7, 2024

Closet snacks 

When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions

“My roommates and I got into a fight so I’m entering my closet snacks era”

Closet snacks by Merpderp1555 December 11, 2024

Closet Diddler 

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

Closet Diddler by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Closet Diddler 

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"

Closet Diddler by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

closet sniping 

the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe

Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!

Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!

closet sniping by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025

Closet Cheater 

Someone who cheats, but is too much of a pussy to do it obviously. They'll attempt to look legitimate, usually in avoidance of a ban. When accused, it's highly common that these guys will throw swears and slurs at you.

LegitPlayer01: Hey, your top player is a closet cheater.
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE

Closet Cheater by WMGXX March 25, 2025