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Definitions by GetDashedBro

Closet Diddler 

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"
Closet Diddler by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Closet Diddler 

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
Closet Diddler by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
"What it is my Chomie?"

"Yo Chomie you been to the park lately?"

"Yo my Chomie, ya gotta check out the new season of toddler in tiaras"
Chomie by GetDashedBro August 12, 2021
Dashed - A prison term for throwing a cup full of piss and shit on a CO through a chuck hole.
Example : "Yo Fam I got 50 sticks k2 if you Dash that bitch ass CO"
Example: "You gonna get Dashed if you stay on that bullshit CO"

Example : "I gotta go home and shower that inmate Dashed my ass through the chuck hole
Dashed by GetDashedBro February 21, 2021