Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Captain Novolin

One of the few diabetes themed games

Captain Novolin is a bad representation of diabetes

by Beaver shearer January 5, 2025

Captain

Bay area slang for pimp.

Emmanuel is a captain. He owns all the hoes on the block.

by bad_bayonet January 6, 2025

Cephalopalimentaphobia

The fear of accidentally consuming famous television show character Squidward Tentacles while eating a seemingly normal squid.

Guy 1: "I can't eat this squid I'm afraid it's Squidward"
Guy 2: "Ah so you have Cephalopalimentaphobia"

by omaclintock January 7, 2025

centaquadgintabiennial

142nd anniversary

On the centaquadgintabiennial also known as a 142nd anniversary of the eruption of Krakatau, survivors and historians gathered to honor the memories of those lost and reflect on the global impact the volcanic event had on climate and history.

by chargingvindiction4 January 18, 2025

Captain Gankaroo

A sadomasochist that every chance they get soils his family's clothes bc he ejaculates on them and "ganks" them....

Uh oh, Captain Gankaroo is in the house

by BrEwSkI January 16, 2026

Captain Saveaho

When a simp tries to defend a female behaving badly.

She was getting arrested for drunk & disorderly and kicked a cop, but here comes Captain Saveaho to try and defend her.

by Testoclese February 16, 2026