The Trash Can Wizard 

The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.

This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.

The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.

If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.

The Trash Can Wizard by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009

vag in a can 

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

vag in a can by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

Choked the can 

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

Choked the can by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Open a can of Bruce Lee 

To deliver a violent, unrecoverable verbal-smackdown.

Don't mess with Ethan. He'll open a can of Bruce Lee so quick you'll only be able to sit there like a defeated sack of potatoes.

Open a can of Bruce Lee by Mama Cíta April 16, 2015

Schrödinger's Can 

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.

"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."

Schrödinger's Can by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016

Priori i-can-taste-em 

The splendid journey of olfactory sensations and taste memories you experience while cleaning out food-covered dishes in the sink, re-experiencing each dish in the reverse order in which you placed it there.

Tom: Ah, yes...I sense the taco dinner on this plate...now, that plastic container which held my half-eaten tuna sandwich lunch...and what's this, left from my breakfast? The rotten egg residue clinging to the nonstick pan. Expelliarmus, foul odors of last week's meals!
Harry: You just achieved priori i-can-taste-em!

Priori i-can-taste-em by Juice Banner December 21, 2016

tipping the can 

introducing small percentages of nitromethane into the fuel tank of a methanol burning race engine to increase its power output. this practice is against the rules of most sanctioning organizations in most racing classes. the exception being top fuel drag racing. in top fuel and top fuel funnycar nitromethane is used in very high percentages with only small amounts of methanol. nitromethane (ch3no2) mixes well with methanol but will not mix with gasoline unless a small percentage of acetone is added to the mix.

driver; "if I cant cut a light we will probably lose the next round because we have to race the number one qualifier".
crew cheif; "lets try tipping the can and hope no one can smell the nitro".
driver; "that is a stupid idea. I like racing here". or "good idea! did we bring any nitro?"

tipping the can by Nitrous Jim February 9, 2017