Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012

boner cause

someone so sexy it causes you a boner

damn, man, that girl is some serious boner cause

by smartpanties123 December 25, 2013

boner toast

That magical time when you get a boner when your high.

"last night i got real high and then POOF boner toast."

by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014

bonergasm

Short for boner orgasm

"Chad you just gave me a bonergasm" - Ryan

by 2k2Impulse May 12, 2014

Boner King

People Who Work at Burger King With Large Boners.

I Just Had Lunch at Boner King.

by Kjman February 16, 2015

boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

Boner Check

When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused

"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."

by DMTice40 August 1, 2015