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Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.
“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer
by Abezhibit August 1, 2021
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Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga
I just learned Jew-jiutsu
by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021
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Pre-Jew-Diss

The prior state of verbally assaulting jews. The time before it became popular to diss jews. Often confused with the word 'prejudice'.
Don't hit me with that pre-jew-diss!
He is so pre-jew-diss
by HolyGabes April 14, 2021
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Jews First

I thought America First meant no wars. I thought it meant America decides. Didn't WE just bomb the Houthi's? If AMERICA wanted to bomb Iran... Then AMERICA would have bombed Iran... INSTEAD... Israel bombed Iran and AMERICA is covering their for ass.
Hym "So really it isn't AMERICA first. It's JEWS first. How does America first somehow mean the Jews make decisions and then America just does whatever Israel wants? We need to cut off the tap to Israel immediately. They are a waste of time and money. But you know who ISN'T that? ME! I always deliver. And unlike Israel, I am American. Unlike Trump I have never betrayed my cause or my people. I also wasn't friends with pedophiles. I condemned pedophiles and molesters."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew
Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020
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Jews

We have a space lazer motherfuckers!!! Deal with it!!!!!!
We're Jews, we have a space lazer
by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025
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Token Jew

A Jewish person who is included in a group solely to create the appearance of diversity and inclusion, rather than because of their qualifications to be part of the group.
Valdemar: Did you hear Kyle was part of the Palestine protest yesterday?
Atheer: Really?
Valdemar: Obviously a token Jew.
by Valmerito May 18, 2024
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