Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally
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Get the happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick mug.When one goes past the normal levels of being high on marijuana or edibles and reaches a nirvana-esque state of being as high as a chile.
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Get the Loose as a screw mug.When you are in a state of sobriety.
When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.
"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
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Get the Sober As A Bat mug.When you are absolutely freaking out. Akin to when a camel lives in a hot dry climate, being as "cool as a camel" would apply to the direct opposite of how you're feeling.
e.g. In a panic.
With the exception of nighttime, where deserts are particularly cool, sometimes below zero.
e.g. In a panic.
With the exception of nighttime, where deserts are particularly cool, sometimes below zero.
Zoe: I'm Cool as a camel right now! Mio: It's not actually a phrase you know! (As seen in Split Fiction)
Should be noted this phrase is misconstrued by the popular term "Cool as A Cucumber"
Should be noted this phrase is misconstrued by the popular term "Cool as A Cucumber"
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