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Internet troll

A person on the internet who pranks or trolls people
The Internet troll was really the trollge who groomed people
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Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
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Internet Weblink

A link that takes you to a website from an email.
"I will include an internet weblink in the email I am sending you"
by Ztothehoop December 15, 2012
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Prehistoric Internet

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."
by kylekruchok June 2, 2012
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Internet Biology

The application of natural sciences on the internet. It includes many branches
1. Internet Taxonomy
2. Internet Ecology
3. Internet sociology
4. etc.
Dude, if Internet Biology was a class, I would ace it. I know so much shit about 4chan's climate and species.
by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011
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Internet Trans

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace
I was went in an Internet Trans, and found myself on www.aol.com
by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011
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