penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

Phone afterglow

What follows a satisfying session of phone sex

Despite being thousands of miles apart, Sam and Jo treasured the time they spent in phone afterglow, gazing into their screens as though they were face to face.

by smendler March 13, 2018

american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust

Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.

by farmer1069 May 15, 2018

living afterlife

Life after faking one's death. This can be done with or without a new identity. This is often done to escape one's current life. Anything that happens after that event is considered a living afterlife.

Synonyms: Living off the grid

I had to fake my own death, and now I can't go back man. It's like I'm in a living afterlife!

by rmj1001 October 18, 2018

Poop-Afternoon

An afternoon in which the bois gather together in a mass shit fest

Are you coming to Poop-Afternoon?
It’s a shame Sam couldn’t make it to Poop-Afternoon.

by Yeeeteyfnxheis June 3, 2019

Good Aftermoan

It refers to the sexual interaction of male and female in a indicated time between hours from 12 p.m to 7 p.m . It shall be used whenever one of the both wants some drilling action

Him : Good afternoon honey.
Her : Good afternoon? i think it was more like.. Good Aftermoan.. *procceds to remove clothing*

by iHate2DGirls September 22, 2019