My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Henry’s dick

It’s 69.420 inches long. Way longer than Tootymcbootys

Henry’s Dick is so big

by Glizzysucker69 June 12, 2022

Small dick

Ur not really equipped correctly to please a woman

Uve got a small dick

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

Dick For Danfoss

When you have no spares onboard and Dave the Lecky offers to suck you off, with his eyes closed.

Dave "Hey tom this splined shaft in the Danfoss KFR unit needs replaced but we have no spares "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "

by ERhardons March 20, 2021

dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle

ben is a dick nozzle

by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023

Dick

Jake Paul

Man that guy is so rude. Such a dick.

by Hilloh April 14, 2019

Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025