Pencil Dick

noun, descriptive

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ayo what up its ya boy skinny penis <===8

( the literal definition of pencil dick )

by dave harley May 9, 2022

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Dick

Short for richard:

Dick: I have a lovely name.

by americlda July 6, 2023

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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

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dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

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A name for a man/boy who is caring but strict and will have a lot of children in his future and is loved by many women and very athletic, toned, funny, likeable and lovable person. Also a handsome and bright young person who has a very large penis.

Girl 1: hello nice to meet you.
Girl 2 : hello nice to meet you too.
Girl 1 : and who's this sexy beast.
Girl 2 : ummm... that's my husband , his name is dick.
Girl 1 : yes I can tell because of his sexy body.

by DickDaniels202 February 28, 2017

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