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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Ass

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you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.
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Ass buckle

An "ass job", where a guy fucks a girls ass cheeks, without penetration, and in order to increase friction the girl will lower her belt down around her ass to squeeze her ass cheeks together to make it more pleasurable.
She put on the ass buckle for me and I was done!
by Hugo N. Foqursilf December 7, 2015
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Shot in the ass

Screwed over, shat on, being the victim of misfortune
by YuOfTheNight December 2, 2020
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cesspool ass nigga

A person who sleep with anyone they can and shares sexual partners.
Jmoney: damn my dick burns from that kid.
Person 2: your a cesspool ass nigga! Fucking chomo!
by Niggerhater420sheesh February 3, 2024
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Business Ass

Is what you drown in when you can afford that business class
“If you can afford some business class, you can afford some business ass!” - Method Man from Soul Plane
by JohnnyCocktails93 July 21, 2021
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