Dirty Joe Willis

When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.

"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

willie prieto

The most savage kid in Morton tx. He's the smartest,greatest,and strongest in his little town.

No one can ever be like the one and only WILLIE PRIETO!!!!

by David moline December 19, 2016

White Willy

Lick your finger, dip it in blow and wet willy

That person just got a white willy in their ear

by Whiteear February 2, 2025

skittle willy bum

A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone

Guy: I dont care lmao.

Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum

by MooshyKun October 12, 2023

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

Free Willy

When you jerk off all over the place.

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "

by Bad Man B February 2, 2021

willy sick

Sperm or semen.

Ready for my willy sick darling?

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015