cock nostril

your penis hole

bens dick sneezed baby juice out of his cock nostril

by mgurn3 September 12, 2015

Cock Jocked

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.

Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.

by BluBallz April 30, 2006

cock hopping

Phrase used to describe a person having multiple male sexual partners within a brief span of time. Similar in theory, but should not be confused with: bar hopping.

"I just got out of a long-term relationship. It's cock hopping time."

"I don't call it dating. I call it cock hopping."

"I've been cock hopping for the last few months in search of the perfect match."

by K Reese August 31, 2013

Cock Wallet

a womans genitals..an 'wallet' for cocks, not cash...imo

Bloke(looking at porn mag)- 'bloody hell steve, seen the minge on that!'

Steve - 'yea i know mate, thats some cock wallet right there'

by adam goon December 9, 2008

cock monk

a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."

man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.

by horsecock April 17, 2003

Glass Cock

Been seen before, out of date, hackneyed.

That email you sent me is so glass cock.

by Sick Boy May 22, 2003

cock custard

Semen.
Cum
Sperm

"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"

by Playa November 24, 2002