A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
by BRAHZILLA January 23, 2012

by Lol## August 18, 2021

by markus da mlf hunter October 26, 2007

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"
by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

Deriving from the "Short Back and Sides" hair cut that most young boys have. Normally only fashioned by masculine lesbians, or dudes with a shockingly bad haircut!
by Ste Thor June 26, 2015

Short Dog (also known as Short Stacks) is a homeboi-like-female that is always running late asf but someone that is down ASF thatll look out
by "ShortStaks" August 4, 2022
