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Intell-Sexual 

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.
Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.
Intell-Sexual by iamadottedline August 20, 2012
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skinny sexual 

Another word for bi: when a girl is actually a lesbian but appreciates that guys could possibly be vaguely attractive in a far-off alternate universe.
Britney: "Why is she looking at him like that? I thought she was a lesbian!"

Sam: "Oh, it's okay. She's only skinny sexual."

Contextual Sexual 

You haven't decided on your sexuality and are in a constant struggle to find out.
"I just caught you checking out both that guy's and girl's asses. You're such a contextual sexual!"
Contextual Sexual by Shuasage December 8, 2014

sudsy sexual 

A woman that prefers getting fucked by the jets in the whirlpool tub than by her man.
She is a straight up sudsy sexual. She never puts out for her man anymore but takes a bath every night.
sudsy sexual by Tubbermcflubber August 16, 2016

A sexual intellect

Many claim the crown to the crowd , but nobody is really a sexual intellect-

chandelier sexual 

The person who prefers chandeliers
Greta - wow, what a girl!
Domonkos - Sorry, I'm chandelier sexual.