Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.

Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?

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Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

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Mexican Uncle is an alcoholic beverage containing 1 part nyquil and 1 part tequila.

"Yes bartender I would like a Mexican Uncle and my friend here will have a Corona"

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You know it's just a mexican spring roll.

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The act of baking a cinnamon role but mixing semen into the icing.

"Hey, I heard Josh made Erica a Mexican Cinnamon Role and she ate it!"
"Ahh shit thats gross!"

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When a male throws up on a female's vagina and then has vaginal intercourse.

I was eating her nasty pussy and it was so ronchy I throw up on it and decided to give her a Mexican pot pie.

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occurs when one soils him or herself in the morning and work an entire day without changing clothes.

Brian went to the bathroom in his pants this morning but didn't have time to change so ended up working in a mexican sweetshop all day.

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