honest john

A rest stop hand job, given by a bearded coal miner with zero talking and little to no eye contact.

The only thing that makes the 7 hour drive to grandmas bearable is the honest john waiting for me off exit 132.

by honestjohnnnny November 22, 2016

said john

To reference a homosexual euphemism

Dad tried on mums new bracelet and she said 'your wrist is too wide for that... said John'

Mum was sorting the dishes out before and she said 'I hate it when you get meat stuck under your fingernails.... said John'

Hope my engine doesn't blow will be seeing rods everywhere if it does ... Said john

by RLimiter December 26, 2013

John Pim

The cataclysm of two words resulting in: a; a man who has strength bestowed on him like none other, along with the ability to show incomparable compassion, or b; (verb) an action describing how someone has harnessed their strength in a spectactular, almost unimaginable way.

"I heard that man did a John Pim and survived a free fall from the edge of Victoria Falls, on a motorcycle, whilst smoking a cigar"

by Jerry2288ah January 20, 2021

John Miller

The whitest name of all

Dude: Yo dude i heard you're John Miller.... dude, you're sooooo white

JM: Yea hah... my parents are morons

by ofrfr June 1, 2019

john dung

'jack shit' -john dung would be the 'polite' say in church form.

i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung

i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'

by michael foolsley January 17, 2010

A John Wick

Someone who is very good at what they do. These days, it’s primarily used in Fortnite, where the most prestigious skin is one of John Wick.

Ethan: Yo it’s a fucking John Wick!
Leah: Aah! A John Wick!
*John Wick rocket riding across the map*
Jason: Fucking John Wicks.

by exoticmuffinman May 22, 2018

john isaac

a short guy who only wears adidas. john isaac means minion to the ruler of the elves

John isaac said he quit baseball!

by allthelawleylove March 22, 2019