When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
Get the Dutch Unclemug. On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
Get the Dutch Glass Blowermug. by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021
Get the all them years dutch for this snakemug. by McLame July 30, 2020
Get the Dutch Clutchingmug. The most ooga booga caveman language to exist.
Inbetween the line of English and German, it's been called "A drunk German trying to speak English"
You can someone understand it but not really.
Inbetween the line of English and German, it's been called "A drunk German trying to speak English"
You can someone understand it but not really.
by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023
Get the Dutch languagemug. Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.
by tomarswego January 7, 2025
Get the dutch ninjamug. by Thisisawkard January 17, 2020
Get the dutch nipplemug.