Statutory rape

The rape of someone under 16

I don't know she was 14 it's wasn't statutory rape

by 459395 February 28, 2022

statist

A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.

When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.

by Downvoting Victim April 22, 2022

Statuatory Dap

The unconsentual dapping of a minor

"That guy that moved in next door was charged with Statuatory Dap last year"
''Oh geez what a maniac"

by Golden Handles445 May 23, 2022

Statue

How French Canadians say: "Is that you?"

*Answering phone...Hello Claude, statue?
Claude: "ya it's me."

by Anglo Guy June 6, 2022

statuesque

Statuesque means "like a statue," in the sense that someone is dignified, good looking, and maybe a little intimidating. It's an adjective that is almost always used to describe a tall woman, and it's most likely a compliment.

That woman is extremely statuesque. She looks lovely.

by •m• June 14, 2022

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

Statisfying

The act of creating statistics of questionable value, but which have appealing conversational and socially entertaining value.

Baseball is very statisfying.

by Schmicky B. September 14, 2022