spanky love

The innate love of masturbation.

I just gotta get me some Spany Love time soon!

Spanky Love is an American pasttime.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 28, 2016

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

Spankin' it

Masturbating. Spanking the monkey. Jerkin' it.

I don't know why people have to 'beat around the bush' when defining this word. Spankin' it is masturbating.

by Tman227 October 8, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

Spankalicious

Having a body that is extremely attractive. Hot, sexy, and beautiful.

That Ashley K. sure is spankalicious!

by Rz1623 December 21, 2016

spankenheimer

Heinrich Spankenheimer

Spankenheimer

by Spankenheimer January 6, 2017

spankin shankin

When you spank someone with a knife.

You gonna get a spankin shankin if you don't shut yo mouth fool!

by Spankin shankin January 11, 2017