Mother Fucker On Ice

when an individual is in trouble, mad about something, oh in shock, a common phrase many say is “Mother Fucker On Ice”

“AHH !! Mother Fucker On Ice !! I forgot to take a shit today !”

by thegreatestbootylicker August 2, 2018

Make baby mother whole

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life

Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR

by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019

MOTHER FUCKER

Kyle Shepherd

Kyle shepherd is a mother fucker. His favorite women are ones that have kids or he knows he can get knocked up.

by Motherfuckerswife January 25, 2019

ur brother a mother

The biggest roast of all time. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grandmammy tranny, ur grandpap trap, ur sister mister, no u are all inferior.

oofer: ur mom gay
pleb: ur dad lesbian
oofer: no u
pleb: ur grandmammy tranny
oofer: ur sister a mister
pleb: ur grandpap trap
oofer: but ur brother a mother
pleb: *instantly in hell*

by Dropped My Idiot February 1, 2019

Trimp-mother

A woman married to the father after step-mother's dealth

rosa's trimp-mother was beautiful and kind at heart

by nihith February 6, 2019

Mother in Law Cocktail

A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-

Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”

by schnock123 October 3, 2018

Mother fumper

Mother fucker that humps bitches that don’t like being humped

Stan is such a mother fumper

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018