Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

Rip-Off

Either something really expensive or a cheap circumcision.

Yid 1: So, you had a free circumcision I hear?
Yid 2: Yep, the entire fucking family, 23 rip-offs

by the_ultimate_lad September 7, 2016

Off-Lease

Hooking up with a former virgin who just broke up with their first lover.

Guy1: Yo I heard you were trying to hook up with Whitney. It's not happening, she's been with Jack since middle school!

Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.

Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?

by nypaliguy September 17, 2009

Zucked Off

A phrase used when you've had your social media account suspended, namely Facebook or or Instagram.

"No, sorry mate, i didn't see the pics of you're dinner on Faebook- i've been too busy gettin' Zucked Off"

by One9Ate7 October 26, 2020

Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings

Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!

by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019

Wave-off

(v.) When two beings meet at an intersection or crossing and wave each other on ending in a semi-malicious race to determine which greedy asshole will go first.

Shit go","go","go","dammit another Wave-off","GO I WANT A McDank ALREADY!

by nobbsforlunch December 1, 2010

ram off

An exclamation used to the effect of 'fuck off', 'piss off', 'go away' or anything else in that vein. The word "ram" is also a versatile substitute for swearing, suitable for use in class. It can be used as a noun, an adjective, a pronoun, a verb and several more.

1. Guy: You've got a face like a smacked arse, ya bawbag!
Other guy: Ram off ya rammin' rambag!

2. Guy: Ooh, that was a hard hit!
Other Guy: Aye not as hard as I Rammed yer ma last night, mind!

by Big Gus September 7, 2008