M. Night Shyamalan

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis

Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.

by Ligs June 3, 2019

sorry but i'm gay

A phrase used by heterosexuals to reject the person who's trying to ask them out on a date without having to say "no" in order to spare them the pain of rejection.

Ugly girl: Hey, baby you're cute, would you like to go out

sometime?

Guy: Sorry but i'm gay

Ugly girl: faggot

by 2good4you March 30, 2010

i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps

Straight up fucking poor

Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."

by blackfeet09 August 2, 2010

i'm going to do so much winning

The cocky, optimistic view of one's future success. The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, The Apprentice, winning, Republican, winner, leader, CEO

I'm going to do so much winning when I start my new job, I may be CEO by the end of the year. You know who you sound like, I know I know, The Donald!

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

skip the a.m.

sleeping for such a long time that you miss the a.m. of an entire day.

Fred planned to skip the a.m. and succeeded when he fell asleep at 11 p.m. and woke up at 1 p.m. the next day.

by AlexCK October 20, 2008

Fuck This Shit I'm Out

It means that you don't care and you really want to have nothing to do with something, but it's also well known from a meme song which is actually called "Fuck This Shit I'm Out" (You can find it on Youtube).

*You see something, that you really don't care*

'Fuck this shit I'm out.'

by TheNightFury August 1, 2018

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.

Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"

by Mr Thawne January 22, 2019