captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt

Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong

by Just Chucktesta December 11, 2017

Cunt-a-long

When a come-a-long slips

“Why is the apprentice being a lil bitch?”
“Cunt-a-long slipped.”
“Say no more”

by 5 percent nick March 23, 2019

hog long

a form of measurement used to described things comparably in hog length.

"how long is your snowboard?" "oh about hog long"
"hog long is this pork going to take to cook?"

by FGsupport August 31, 2011

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 07, 2025

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 07, 2025

Long tail

A LONG TAIL is a definition for rat commonly used on the Isle of Man. This phrase can be used as an insult to someone who is acting “ratty”

Oh Joe bloggs. He’s a long tail

by Purplehashbrown March 12, 2024

Dalton Long

A form of obesity

Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.

by Aperzon November 12, 2019