The way everyone else in the United States of America feels about an insignificant portion of New York.
Long Island
Long Island
No one outside of the U.S.A. even recognizes their existence. FLI! No one cares about your segmented sectionalist New York culture. No one cares about your stupid iced tea. No one cares about your shitty, and they are shitty, beaches. No one cares about your ignorant, irritating homosexual Italian families.
by Yobastankuh January 31, 2005

The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.
by CurrentlyPooping September 04, 2021

Yo jj, I fuck with you the long way.
by yoloswag420blazeit420 November 19, 2013

by starofcaramel December 27, 2011

Guy #1: Bruh, you think you could front me something til Tuesday?
Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.
Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.
by LizzieNC August 21, 2011

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by Nunya Binnes October 19, 2020
