St Skeletor's Day

Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.

Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?
Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.
Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?
Teela: ...no.

St Skeletor's Day by steve_rogers_is_dead September 27, 2007

Spencer Day 

A Utah-Born and Arizona-raised , super talented singer/songwriter whose beautiful voice will make even the biggest music haters stop for a minute just to listen. His lyrics are real and his songs are easy on the ears.

He's only been singing for about five years, but his songs have rocked everyone who's heard them. He's not your typical celeb assho. He's really friendly and fan-aware. You can't help but to love him.

Everyone should listen to at least one of his songs and if they can not, then, find at least one thing they love about him, this world just might be coming to an end.

p.s he's a real celebrity.

Dude 1: You should listed to this song, man

Dude 2: Does it's lyrics refer to sex and drugs in every othr word

Dude 1: Um... no

Dude 2: Who's it by

Dude 1: Spencer Day

Dude 2: Well, we'll see (Puts on earphones and listens speechlessly for a while) Woah.....

Dude 1: Whaddya think?

Dude 2: Woah

Dude 1: Mind blowing?

Dude 2: (nods)

Dude 1: I know, man. I know

(True story)

Spencer Day by KitttyRoyale August 15, 2010

Hero Of The Day 

Saved my life

Hero Of The Day, Saved My Life, Saved My Life
Hero Of The Day, Saved My Life, Saved My Life
Mi Amigos, He's a hero !

Hero Of The Day by xXEmoPunk911Xx May 21, 2011

December 28th National idiots day 

December 28th National idiots day, It a day, when it okay to be an Idiot. Like nobody can call you stupid, Because of it National idiot day and everything okay on that day. No matter how hard you try.

December 28th National idiots day, Day for the idiots

December 28th National idiots day by Dylanmaruu April 23, 2019

nigger day 

Martin Luther King Day

Liquor store clerk: How com you aren't working today Skeeter?

Skeeter: I work for the city and they give us Nigger Day off.

nigger day by Uncle Nutsack December 16, 2007

Christmas Eve Day 

n. Oxymoronicly named period alluding to the daylight hours prior to Christmas Eve. Quite an acceptable coinage despite the objections of some opinionated pedants. An alternate etymology comes from the traditions of the Armenian Orthodox church which speak of the Bethlehem innkeeper's wife, Evangelina, who convinced her husband to allow Mary to give birth in their stable. A feast day in her honour was declared on the day preceding Christmas. Christmas Eve Day, a time for quiet contemplation and fasting, is still celebrated in Asia Minor and much of Central Alberta.

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What are you planning for Christmas Eve Day?

I thought I'd stock up on diet coke and pizza for tomorrow.

Well watch out for the language police!

Christmas Eve Day by gnostic1 December 27, 2011

Father's day 

Mass confusion in Harlem

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"

Father's day by Jonathan December 10, 2003