Cookie

A cookie is a female's pussy/ vagina.

Daaaamn, last night I eat her cookie, it was hella good.

by Cookie Eater January 5, 2007

Cookie Thumper

Slang for penis. Originated from the song "Cookie Thumper" by Die Antwoord.

Man, I want him to put his Cookie Thumper in me!

by thek4team June 8, 2014

Cookie Monster

A man takes a cookie into his mouth, and he inserts it into a woman's vagina. He bobs his head back and forth, inserting the cookie in and out of the vagina. The woman squirts breast milk onto the cookie and vagina to act as a lubricant. Once the vagina has the aroma of a cookie the man gives the cookie to the girl, and he proceeds to go cunnilingus on the woman. As the man is performing cunnilingus the woman puts her breast milk on the cookie and eats it like an oreo with milk. This can be performed on a woman's rectum as well.

Dude, this girl at the bakery had some big ass chocolate chip cookies, and I totally went Cookie Monster on her ass.

by Kenny Cummings April 8, 2008

Cookie

Hey wtf you urban dictionarying cookie, just Google it, lmao just through an egg and add butter or something lmao dumbass.

Child: I want a cookie
Mom: lmao google how to make it
Child: I don't know how to google
Mom: lmao google how to google it
Child: ???
Mom: listen to me bitch
Child: but mom
Mom: lmao if u don't listen to me I'm going to get mad, I'm busy making memes
Child: what's a meme?
Mom: stabs child in heart 69 times
Mom: *says under breath* lmao normie

Dad: *runs into room*
Dad: I heard screaming, what happens
Mom: Anon didn't know what a meme is
Dad: understandable have good a day
Dad: *under breath* I wish I would've killed him
Mom: what
Dad: nothing
Dad: *runs into living room*
Dad: *calls police*
Popo: lmao what
Dad: hey, anon killed anon jr.
Popo: ok, what so bad about that
Dad: *whispers* he didn't know what a meme was
Poop: lmao were not giving him a funeral
Dad: good
Mom: *walks into room*
Mom: who u talking to
Dad: police
Mom: *GASPS* WHO IS POLICE AND WHY IS HE TALKING TO, WERE GOING TO BREAK UP, BITCH
Dad: lmao sorry
Mom: lmao i poisoned ur food, u gonna die
Mom: lmao u dead
Dad: *to police* I'm dying
Popo: lmao what meme u looking at?
Dad: no, I'm dying
Popo: lmao tag me
Dad: I'm not looking at a meme
Popo: *whispers* Thomas the dank engine

Popo: *hangs up*
Dad:*to mom* lmao imm goin play Minecraft, don't bother me
Mom: E
Dad: thanks
Mom: lmao stop laying on the floor
*1 hour later*

Mom: lmao u lazy
Dad: bitch I'm dead
Mom: oh sorry

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

cookie dick

a cock full of shit after anal intercourse.

i was fucking my girl in the ass and i got a cookie dick

by justan May 31, 2006

J Bell Coodies

slang for AIDS and/or gonerreha

"I might have developed J Bell Coodies"

by Ruzz June 11, 2006

Mitchell Cookie

Mitchell Cookie is a person who loves to eat orgasm apples with his one and only boyfriend, i mean.. no... boyfriend... and he is a great south african wanker who loves his boyfriend. He really likes his best friend, named carl.

Alexander: oh my god don´t be such a damn Mitchell Cookie!!

Carl: why? he is n00b?

Alexander: no... where is he?

Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!

by Alecarx April 27, 2010