cum swab 

when you cum on ones face and wipe it off with your cock then transfer it to anothers face, and then into the ear!

Alec: dude i cum swabbed with jessica and brittany and they wanted more!

Beanz: For free?

Preston: What a flamer!!! :)

cum swab by wetdreams April 29, 2010

Cum in lung 

When deepthroating and the male cums in the avioli and becomes very difficult to breath.

Last night billy bob gave me cum in lung disorder! I need my inhaler!

Cum in lung by Ukjvfeukvefjkvbefkuvvfkuvbefkv May 19, 2014

cum salad 

When you ass Fuck a girl, Then procceed to cum in her butt. After this you lick her ass and toss the cum salad.

I made a cum salad in that bitch

cum salad by kauffmanism May 11, 2014

Cum Guards

Another name for eyeglasses. Also used to prevent ejaculation from entering eyeball, causing temporary blindness, and uncontrollable laughter.

Those chicks at the table are looking at us, lets go talk to them.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.

Cum Guards by xxachary November 30, 2014

cum wash 

A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.

"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"

cum wash by Vag1na April 30, 2015

Cum Doily 

When your having a cheeky wank at your grandparent's house and you need something to catch the load so you grab a designated doily to do the dirty work.

"Quick Nan, pass the Cum Doily!"

Cum Doily by CyberSlooooooth August 11, 2015

cum cuzzler 

The one who like to choke down male cum, and takes pints of it to get them going

Zachary is a cum cuzzler for his hoppy.

cum cuzzler by rubberducky2012 April 14, 2016