cock munchkin

A short person whos head is at the perfect height for blowin.

She didnt have to get on her knees because shes a cock munchkin!

by Peetry October 25, 2006

All Cock

Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.

Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?

Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter

"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"

by chismspasm July 8, 2012

Cock-Shiv

A weapon commonly used during sexual intercourse to administer pain or pleasure to a woman

"Man Tracy was wore the fuck out after that stabbing by Codys cock-shiv"

by Shadow68 March 19, 2007

cock monk

a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."

man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.

by horsecock April 17, 2003

Glass Cock

Been seen before, out of date, hackneyed.

That email you sent me is so glass cock.

by Sick Boy May 22, 2003

cock custard

Semen.
Cum
Sperm

"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"

by Playa November 24, 2002