Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Shittery biscuit

When a male/female has a poopy fartbox

I can’t believe this girl had a shittery biscuit while I was tongue punching the fart box

by Mr.major December 18, 2024

glossy biscuits

Cum on both tits or both ass cheeks.

I gave her the glossy biscuits.

by Sicilian Chameleon December 11, 2016

Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.

"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"

by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020

skittle biscuit

a biscuit (or a bun, it’s bread so it’s the same thing) with skittles on it

can you make me a skittle biscuit?

by fefelover69 December 18, 2018

Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

Biscuit

Biscuit is a white and little brown dog with a lot of hair ..he is the most adorable dog ..He loves chicken, carrot and treats. He loves to play with a ball 🏀 .He enjoys cuddles from everyone :)

That dog is so cute ..He is just like Biscuit

by Spices November 24, 2021