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A snake balloon

The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"

Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"

John:"no what's that"

Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
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tugging the one eyed snake

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016
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Feed the snake

words used at American car auctions by auctioneers when a Ford fabricated car gets sold / crosses the block
That 67 Shelby Gt500 just sold for 200k usd , FEED THE SNAKE !
by l'e' duura lavura con la Nomur January 17, 2017
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Rack Snake

An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.
Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!
by FireBritches October 15, 2010
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Trouser snake

A guy’s dick.
“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”
by Sherbear1387 January 28, 2020
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Road Snake

Pieces of Tire left alongside the edge of the road/interstate
Look at all these road snake all over the road.!
by 81B August 19, 2018
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Google Snake

a game people play during class because that class sucks ass
hey that rhymes
"man this class is boring im gonna play google snake"
by brrbrbr October 12, 2022
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