by I.oofed_your.mom on Instagram August 05, 2021
On January 17th your toughest friend had to try to break their nose and if they don't the next day they get slapped by all of their friends
by Veganwater December 03, 2019
An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).
No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.
by antitrump May 16, 2019
Heart Break is what happens when the one you love so deeply that words cannot begin to explain, returns your affections with answers such as "I'm sorry >~<" or "I like you as a friend" or worst of all "I'm in love with someone else." After this occurs your heart essentially breaks crippling you with a feeling of emptiness and confusion along with thoughts of suicide. This is the strongest feeling in life and is the only one that can be deemed worthy of any tears.
"I spent weeks falling in love with her and I poured my heart, but when it came down to it she said "'I'm sorry >~<'" this left my heart broken."
"That's some serious heart break."
"That's some serious heart break."
by OneSmartBoy February 06, 2019
heart break is when you can’t sleep because you’re upset/crying. you don’t feel
happy or sad, you feel nothing. you don’t want to do anything. you have no energy. you don’t want to live anymore.
happy or sad, you feel nothing. you don’t want to do anything. you have no energy. you don’t want to live anymore.
by truthhurts1008474 April 29, 2020
Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 25, 2023
The moment in a porno when things stop being a poorly acted and scripted movie, and becomes an A-list porn flick
by Your Uncle Bobbie Robbie January 15, 2022