a best friend heart break is when who you thought was ur bestfriend plays with ur mind over and over again until one day your heart just shatters
bestfriend: “i love you and your my bestfriend “. and I’ll just say that to hurt cause I’m lying.
Chloe: thank you for taking my heart and then breaking it. my bestfriend heart break
Chloe: thank you for taking my heart and then breaking it. my bestfriend heart break
by ccn553 December 16, 2017

by teacherjohn June 25, 2017

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
by FacadeJG May 22, 2019

by Bambie2525 March 15, 2024

Lydia and Emily are standing outside and Jaelin stomps on Lydia's toes screaming "BREAK THE MEATS!"
Jason is walking down hall and Emily steps on the beak of his shoe. Jason-- "Dude quit breakin' my meats. I'm trying to walk here!"
Jason is walking down hall and Emily steps on the beak of his shoe. Jason-- "Dude quit breakin' my meats. I'm trying to walk here!"
by TheBeastlyOneForSure September 24, 2011

When trying to spell break, but make a typo and end up with "breake", so the person you're messengaing suddenly starts mocking you for it, you can say "this is a real world, search it up", and it will end up on urban dictionary!
person 1: misstypes break; "breake"
person 2: hahaha you stupid, you dont' know how to spell lol
person 1: I actually spelt it right just in another way, search it up!
pesron 2: omg you're right, why did i ever doubt you im sorry im going to apologise now!
person 2: hahaha you stupid, you dont' know how to spell lol
person 1: I actually spelt it right just in another way, search it up!
pesron 2: omg you're right, why did i ever doubt you im sorry im going to apologise now!
by Zimbaycoleo March 25, 2021

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"
Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 8, 2023
