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ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
mugGet the ass monkeymug.

ASS

ASS short for Autistical Social Suicide
"Look at all these virgins commiting ASS"
by Hiker1876829476 April 1, 2020
mugGet the ASSmug.

Ass toe

While getting a blow job your girl grinds on your big toe..
She was really into the ass toe last night.
by Icenogle August 24, 2016
mugGet the Ass toemug.

Stupid ass

stupid ass who plays both roles in a relationship cuz she won't let her man Kevin b wear the pants in the relationship..........
Stupid ass - is a Deanna playing the man and the woman in a relationship keeping the pants from her man......
by The Boss and the bad ass July 23, 2022
mugGet the Stupid assmug.

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
mugGet the PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROMEmug.

bitch ass

instead of saying bitch, say bitch ass. it’s the thing to do.

created by danielle h
you little bitch ass stole my food
or
what a little bitch ass
by georgenotfounds dandruff December 1, 2020
mugGet the bitch assmug.

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