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Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.
I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!
by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019
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Waffle

To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal
Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.
by VAKI5 August 18, 2003
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toaster waffles

Toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!
man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.
by robertdesantis November 5, 2010
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waffling

When women want doughnuts ......see doughnut.
Yo its 12 o clock foo lets go waffling.
by Yo dude August 24, 2004
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Waffle

Everyone knows what waffle is. Yes! It is a dessert. You can put syrups and fruits on it.
But waffle can mean something unimportant and trivial.
Ex) A: (bullshits)

B: hey. Stop waffling on! I can not stand it!

Ex) C: what did your professor say?

D: a load of waffle. Nothing important at all.
by Dobbyisfree December 9, 2018
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Cunt Waffle

A bitch who traps her boyfriend to marry her because she gets pregnant, little does he know, she cheated on him with a married man.
by _notyourmomma_ February 8, 2018
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waffle

british slang for gibrish

waffle is also a food
george : elizabeth ur so bad at this game like what
elizabeth: dude ur speaking absolute waffle right now
by Southerenduckk September 16, 2025
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