Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Waffle

The act of having sex.
Also used as waffling, waffled, and waffler.

Josh: Man, me and Carly are totally gonna waffle tomorrow night!
Daniel: Yeah man no cap.

by 🦋 Kasey Davis 🦋 July 15, 2022

afro waffle

When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.

Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back

by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

glue waffle

a messy creampie

I started cumming inside her and halfway through, I pulled out and gave her a GLUE WAFFLE, I came so much all over her pussy!

by FunKnee August 24, 2017

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022

Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.

Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.

by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021