wow waffle fries

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"

wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey

by tabbypears October 31, 2022

Hot Waffle

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.

We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.

by The French Prince March 20, 2022

toaster waffles

Toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!

man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.

by robertdesantis November 04, 2010

Blow a waffle

To fart

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.

by Jeeja December 16, 2022

Waffle group

Where grown men go to be fucked by a fat old guy in front of a camera in a shell v-power shirt

That new waffle group is great I only spent ten bucks to be a 1 in 397 chance of winning last years rlc selections car

by Fuckrobnpaul November 22, 2020

chocolate waffle

put your penis in a waffle iron then pour chocolate on it

i gave jon a chocolate waffle because he fell assleep first

by joshssexslave September 30, 2022

waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 07, 2018