When you and your significant other agree that when she is a asleep she will leave her pants off for one attempt at the valeinto…. When the male gets all geared up and jumps into bed with the hopes of penetration and not crushing pain.
by Bus if you mus May 22, 2024
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by reelniggaalert June 9, 2024
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Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.
"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"
by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026
Get the Vaseline Valedictorian mug.When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!
by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025
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