The Ugly friend

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better

Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.

by JennaSmith March 1, 2023

Hot Ugly

When a person is 'Hot Ugly' it means that if you looked at them physically and didn't take into consideration their voice, personality or confidence level, they would be ugly, however with the full package they are hot!

People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.

Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.

"That guy was so 'Hot Ugly', I wouldn't look twice at him in the street but he was so funny, charming and confident that I couldn't help but sleep with him."

by simon pottasy July 30, 2023

Documentary ugly

Someone who is so ugly they should feature in a TV documentary.

You're not just ugly, you're documentary ugly!

by Smordwith August 20, 2023

family ugly

The phenomenon where family members cannot see each other as attractive even if others outside the family do see one or more of that family as attractive.

So, your drunken college buddy says to you, yo sister lookin fine bro , and then before you swing you think to yourself wtf my sister isn’t good looking? That’s family ugly.

by PapooseSwampy September 23, 2023

The Ugly Sticks

One who has lost the fantasy football championship!

The Ugly Sticks got smashed in fantasy football! They suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

by Morgasm061779 November 27, 2023

The ugly sticks

A sorry excuse for a fantasy football team that came up short in the championship.

I beat the brakes off of the ugly sticks to win the fantasy football championship!

by Morgasm061779 December 2, 2023

fat ugly virgin

Fattest, Ugliest person you will meet; is also a virgin

That fat ugly virgin’s gyatt was in my face.

It smelled great.

Girl 1: Have you seen Maria?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a fat ugly virgin.
Girl 1: I know, it’s so cool.

by stinkywaffle69 December 6, 2023